'Deadpool & Wolverine' Review: Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman try to save the MCU in middling 'Days of Fox Fan Service Past' romp
This amalgamation of claws and katanas deserved a superior cinematic package.
'Wish' Review: Disney's Centennial Celebratory Flick is the Studio at Their Most Soulless to Date
So I make this wish, to have a better film for us than THIS.
‘Haunted Mansion’ Review: All Thrills, No Chills in Ghoulishly Generic Disney Update
I caught Walt Disney’s ghost on its way to the projectionist booth holding the film canister that said “Haunted Mansion straight-to-Disney+ reboot,” but nobody believed me.
'Elemental' Review: Pixar's First Rom-Com Burns Bright
Don’t show this to Shonda Rhimes or Mindy Kaling, though.
'The Little Mermaid' Review: Halle Bailey Carries Live-Action Update that Barely Floats Above Water
While falling short for obvious reasons, this update has enough theatricality and energy to provide solid family entertainment.
'Strange World' Review: Simple Sci-Fi Disney Adventure Delivers Surface Leveled Daddy Issues
Outside of the visuals, its approach to generational family trauma falls flat due to its basic dialogue and strange storytelling.
'Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers' Review: Meta Disney Reboot Sets a Fun Open Roast to Animation
Disney sent the wrong Multiverse of Madness to theaters.
Frozen II Review
Does it live up to the predecessor? Well, in some ways yes and in most ways no.
Maleficent: Mistress of Evil Review
Who was that brave dumbass that said, "Hey, what if this was Shrek 2, but then it turned into season 8 of Game of Thrones while also making it an introduction to the concept of genocide for kids?”
