Slender Man Review
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Slender Man Review

I was so close to handing the “Why The Fuck Do You Even Exist” award to “Sherlock Gnomes” this year, but “Slender Man” just had to be dumped on us.

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Dog Days Review
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Dog Days Review

I’m not trying to be cynical but there is no need for this telegraphed family sitcom to be on a big screen.

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The Meg Review
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The Meg Review

When your movie has Jason Statham swimming in a Megladon-infested ocean singing, ‘Just Keep Swimming’ as he’s doing it, you know exactly what tone the film strikes:

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Christopher Robin Review
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Christopher Robin Review

Did an executive from the studio say, “We’re Disney. We can’t let this be smart and dignified. We’ll be as silly as ALL OF OUR CURRENT MOVIES ARE!”

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The Darkest Minds Review
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The Darkest Minds Review

Jesus, Fox didn’t you just finish “The Maze Runner” trilogy in January? There is no need for you to start another franchise.

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Teen Titans Go! To the Movies Review
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Teen Titans Go! To the Movies Review

“Teen Titans Go! To the Movies” takes jabs at everything superhero-related, the business of movie studios, and of course the studio they came from; it’s similar to what the merc with the mouth does but in an appropriate manner.

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Blindspotting Review
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Blindspotting Review

Now if only someone would combine this movie, “Dope”, and “Sorry to Bother You” in a DVD box set and call it “The Oakland Classic Set”, I’ll gladly click preorder in a flash.

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The Equalizer 2 Review
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The Equalizer 2 Review

The movie spends near 40 minutes of twiddling it’s thumbs and right when you think the story finally kicked off, it goes back to twiddling it’s thumbs again.

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