Slender Man Review
I was so close to handing the “Why The Fuck Do You Even Exist” award to “Sherlock Gnomes” this year, but “Slender Man” just had to be dumped on us.
Dog Days Review
I’m not trying to be cynical but there is no need for this telegraphed family sitcom to be on a big screen.
Never Goin' Back Review
The film is infused with energetic rambunctiousness that has you constantly laughing from beginning to end.
The Meg Review
When your movie has Jason Statham swimming in a Megladon-infested ocean singing, ‘Just Keep Swimming’ as he’s doing it, you know exactly what tone the film strikes:
Christopher Robin Review
Did an executive from the studio say, “We’re Disney. We can’t let this be smart and dignified. We’ll be as silly as ALL OF OUR CURRENT MOVIES ARE!”
The Darkest Minds Review
Jesus, Fox didn’t you just finish “The Maze Runner” trilogy in January? There is no need for you to start another franchise.
Mission: Impossible - Fallout Review
What Brad Bird reinvented, Christopher McQuarrie maintained and perfected.
Teen Titans Go! To the Movies Review
“Teen Titans Go! To the Movies” takes jabs at everything superhero-related, the business of movie studios, and of course the studio they came from; it’s similar to what the merc with the mouth does but in an appropriate manner.
Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again Review
You’re so wrapped up in the positive fun when it comes to the first hour that by the time Cher comes in, it just becomes God tier.
Blindspotting Review
Now if only someone would combine this movie, “Dope”, and “Sorry to Bother You” in a DVD box set and call it “The Oakland Classic Set”, I’ll gladly click preorder in a flash.
The Equalizer 2 Review
The movie spends near 40 minutes of twiddling it’s thumbs and right when you think the story finally kicked off, it goes back to twiddling it’s thumbs again.