Doctor Sleep Review
This is like a very long episode of Hill House had a baby with Gerald’s Game… and that baby can astral project.
Arctic Dogs Review
It’s one thing to be a terrible animated movie with a lame story, but it’s another thing to be BORING as hell.
Ford v Ferrari Review
For something that moves so fast, I always found race cars to be boring as hell, but boy does Mangold make them exciting.
'Our Friend' Review
Only at TIFF can a movie starring Dakota Johnson, Casey Affleck, and Jason Segel can make you tear up and bawl like a baby.
Terminator: Dark Fate Review
Out of all the 2019 movies, I didn’t expect a friggin’ Terminator movie to be the most relevant for our times.
Black and Blue Review
Pretentiously fails at serving as a fun action thriller with social commentary, for it doesn’t have the brains to say anything at all.
Maleficent: Mistress of Evil Review
Who was that brave dumbass that said, "Hey, what if this was Shrek 2, but then it turned into season 8 of Game of Thrones while also making it an introduction to the concept of genocide for kids?”
Zombieland: Double Tap Review
10 years since the predecessor and this is what you came up with?